11 hours ago (53515 )
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idesireyourass:

I’m going to hell

2 days ago (114230 )
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spacious-infinity:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.

8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13

YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13

WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL

GODDAMMIT

2 days ago (2157 )
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c-dra:

Ace Attorney is a game that’s very near and dear to my heart! I am planning on making double-sided zipper bags of these designs in the near future and will open a pre-order for them if anyone is interested!

2 days ago (54067 )
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done:

I LOVE THIS 

credit to magicpawed

2 days ago (2382 )
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kanneki:

ok i’m back for a little giveaway since i just got my previous unravel cd today! what do you mean previous?? why do you have 2 cds?? well i ordered one cd but i accidentally used a dead address, meaning no one was there to pick it up. this address was used before for previous deliveries. it never got delivered to that address so i ordered another one and got the “2nd” cd. turns out cdjapan emailed me about my undelivered package and said they would gladly redeliver it! sooo i got it back today! :D

if you want to win the (new and untouched) unravel cd, here are the rules:

  • YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME (THAT’S STUPID)
  • but if you do, you get an extra entry weeeee
  • reblog/like this post to enter (one entry each)
  • no side blog reblogs that’s cheating (doesn’t show your url in the notes anyway. for example: more than 1 reblog will only show your url once)
  • so 3 entries max haha
  • be comfortable about giving me your address. if you are under the age of 18, check with your parents if they are ok with that.
  • giveaway’s over @ 10/25/14 12:00am EST
  • if you win, have your askbox open so i can inform you otherwise i’ll choose another person
  • that’s it lmao
  • edit: ok i was stupid and said to reblog to get more entries yet i said the notes only count the url 2 times ignore my mistake please orz

i’ll choose a url using a random number generator. any questions or concerns, send me an ask!

2 days ago (106359 )
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mymodernmet:

Banye, an adorable 11-year-old British Shorthair who lives in Shanghai with his owner winnnie,  looks perpetually surprised thanks to a patch of dark fur strategically grown beneath his mouth.

1 week ago (13913 )
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mahoganyclaus:

ghostruto:

who the hell lets this stuff go to print 

Ariel wears her heart on her sleeve.

(Source: dragondicks)

1 week ago (110952 )
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queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

1 week ago (322195 )
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lovely-rina:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

or just be like

image

1 week ago (277172 )
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Educating a Friend

Me: So, let's say that you're at school and you see a guy you know. I mean, you guys talk every once in a while and he's pretty cool, but you're not like friends or anything. You just talk to him every once in a while.
Guy Friend: What's his name?
Me: I don't know. Frank?
Guy Friend: No.
Me: Okay, fine. His name is Will. Okay?
Guy Friend: I don't think it really suits him, but okay.
Me: ...So anyway, you're at school during lunchtime and you see Will. So, you notice Will's not eating anything. That's when you realize that Will has no lunch, no money for lunch, and no way of getting either. He's just sitting there like he normally would. He's not acting any differently and he's not asking anyone for anything. Not money, not a fry, not even a salt packet, but you know he's gotta be hungry. So, what do you do?
Guy Friend: Do I have any money?
Me: Yeah. You have enough for you and another meal.
Guy Friend: Duh, I buy him lunch.
Me: Okay, cool. So, like you said, you buy him lunch. You buy your lunch and you buy his lunch and you go over and hand it to him. And, he says, "Wow. You know, that's really nice of you, but I wasn't gonna ask anyone for lunch. I was probably just gonna wait until I got home to eat." And, then you say--
Guy Friend: Nah, it's cool.
Me: Exactly. You say, "Nah, it's cool. I'm just being nice. It's a gift." And, Will says, "You know, that's awesome. You're really nice, bro." And, after that, you guys start hanging out. You guys are like really good buds. You are always hanging out and laughing and just having a good time. So, you guys are friends for a few months, and it's tons of fun. Then, one day, you go up to Will and you say, "Hey, Will, you know, I've been thinking, and I kinda want that five bucks."
Guy Friend: What five bucks?
Me: Hold on. I'm getting there. So, Will says, "What five bucks?" To which, you reply, "Well, we've been hanging out for a long time and it's been really fun, but like, I've done a lot of really nice things for you. Like, I'm always nice to you and I always listen and do things you wanna do, so I was thinking that because I've been so nice, you should pay me back that five bucks I spent to get your lunch right before we started really hanging out."
Guy Friend: What? Why would I--
Me: I'm not done yet. So, then Will looks kinda hurt and he says, "But I thought you were just being nice. I thought that was just a gift." So, you say, "Whether or not it was a gift, don't you think you kinda owe me that five bucks since I've been so nice to you?" And, Will says, "No. I don't think I owe you that!" And you get mad, so you say, "Well, I think that you do, so I think you're being really shitty and stuck up about this and I feel like I've been completely wronged."
Guy Friend: Oh, my God. That's so fucked up of me. I would never do that to Will. Will was nice. We were buds. That's way screwed.
Me: I know, right? Hey, just wondering, have you ever heard of this fictional place called "The Friendzone?"
Guy Friend: Well, yeah, but...
Guy Friend: ...
Guy Friend: ...
Guy Friend: oh
1 week ago (2313 )
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ragyo-lo:

Local citizens harrased by trash.

1 week ago (9108 )
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browningtons:

edisnoom:

browningtons:

This is so fucking stupid, you can’t defend this. Nintnedo what is this shit? what the fucking fuck it’s a fucking fighting game

If you want to fight 1v1 then play for glory, that’s the whole reason it’s there

If theres a player, in your game, where you’re suppose to fight each other, you should expect a fight. If theres one guy whos clearly lacking, and you kick his ass, that should be it. “Damn, got my ass handed to me” is what you should think. Not “wow hes bullying me. Why didn’t he attack my other team mate? This isn’t fair.” Thats some weak ass shit and you shouldnt even be playing.

1 week ago (265371 )
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hillarygayle:

morethanonepage:

veganasana:

amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

Omg

It got better

(Source: impastabowl)

1 week ago (110665 )
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plays

hellyeahthomassanders:

Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders

1 week ago (24483 )
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